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anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.

  • Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
  • She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
  • She has a law degree.
  • She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
  • While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”

and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.

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Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

religiousmom:

*shits my pants* its a metaphor

e-rer-i:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

it was

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undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

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hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

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hesolvescrimesifangirlaboutit:

pros-n-consofbreathing:

heyfunniest:

I CAN’T BREATHE

Neither can the dog

too soon

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gaytable:

let it go, let it go, can’t hold it back any more

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

chief-keefs-lotion:

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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this bitch murdered her own cat

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.

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lordoftheinternet:

some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

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