it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask
a day before a test and the only question i have is what did we learn
parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though
My favorite thing about this show is that they portray straight people as obnoxiously ignorant about sexuality as they actually are in real life.
My least favorite thing is that they portray the main character, who has had attraction to different genders, as “not having a label” instead of bisexual, which is bisexual erasure.
I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible
Louboutins are redefining the “nude” pump— now available in five shades. Great initiative!
Thank you Christian Louboutin.
This is so important.
Yes, thank you for making more shoes literally none of us will ever be able to afford.
Fashion trickles down though. When a high-end designer like Christian Louboutin acknowledges that there should be variety in “nude” pumps, it will invariably be copied by cheaper and more accessible brands. This is a huge, positive thing.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
theres been a recent ban of plastic bags in my state in australia. trust me you need those bags
A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine
I TALK ABOUT THIS SERIES ALL THE FUCKING TIME
wow hilarious! a guy harasses minimum wage workers and depletes their stock of sauce!!!! wow!!!! fucking amazing!